Philippine Election Fever - Start of my Campaign

Oh well, another thought again. I am proposing to the National Telecommunication Commission to cooperate on the National Election on 2010. As I said, I am serious in this historic event - I want to win. I already gained support from my relatives all over the Philippines including all my kababayans and their kachokaran outside the country. I do not believe in the government plan of computerizing the election - I'm sure they will manipulate it. To have a fair election and fair canvassing is to make the election via texting. Yes, text vote. I guess this is safer. Just key in Pres JOSIE to 2211 and send it to Globe, Smart and Suncell. All votes will instantly gathered and viewed via Kapuso and Kapamilya channel - SGV must also validate the result including DTI. To encourage people to vote, they will be a raffle. Those who will be picked will have a chance to win the following :

10 winners of waived BIR contribution for the year 2010
5 winners of lifetime free communication (text, call and internet) in any telecom provider
3 winners of New House and Lot courtesy of Pag-Ibig Housing
2 winners of Government Position of their choice except the President and Vice President Position
the Grand Prize winner will be the Vice President of this country (efforthles!)

registration of name and address is required. Digital signature will be made. Sending of more than one vote will subject to criminal offense and will be jailed- equivalent to years of stay in Muntinlupa.

Each vote costs P2.50. The amount that will be gathered will be used initialy for victory party. This is to avoid using public fund in the election. Certain amount (.50) will be donated by the Grand Prize winner to his favorite charitable institution.

Again, please remember my code
PRES JOSIE and send to 2211

Thank you very much.