Thursday, October 30, 2008
Blog of the Day - My Speech
oct. 30, 2008
It truly changes me as a blogger, now i know that i have the potential to be the next Shakespeare, Helen Keller and even J.K. Rollins.
To all the judges of this very reputable award giving body, Thank you very much for accepting my own nomination, now I really believe that no one knows ourselves better except us. (teary eye). In my country, my God, they do not bother to recognize my skill, i know because they are afraid... really afraid that I will be famous. bwahahahaah!
By the way highway, Aside from writing I am also good in singing and dancing so watch out American Idol judges, I'm sure you'l give me the yellow pass saying I'm going to hollywood!
I will prove to all of you that I have more talent than Jasmine Trias.
but infairness. she's great in this performance:
Its my time to shine!!!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Philippine Election Fever - Start of my Campaign
10 winners of waived BIR contribution for the year 2010
5 winners of lifetime free communication (text, call and internet) in any telecom provider
3 winners of New House and Lot courtesy of Pag-Ibig Housing
2 winners of Government Position of their choice except the President and Vice President Position
the Grand Prize winner will be the Vice President of this country (efforthles!)
registration of name and address is required. Digital signature will be made. Sending of more than one vote will subject to criminal offense and will be jailed- equivalent to years of stay in Muntinlupa.
Each vote costs P2.50. The amount that will be gathered will be used initialy for victory party. This is to avoid using public fund in the election. Certain amount (.50) will be donated by the Grand Prize winner to his favorite charitable institution.
Again, please remember my code
PRES JOSIE and send to 2211
Thank you very much.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Live - Camera, Action!
role VTR please..
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Best New Presenter
Michael Fatfatin
Best News Report
Boy Genius
Best Performance by an Artist
Best answer in a pageant
The original best answer in a pageant
Best Kissing Scene (hitad!)
the dyosa and the mulawin - wattapack!
Fighter of the year Taray Ever!
Best Smile!
Loyal Contestant Award!
Best in Brainwashing
Best comedian
Did you enjoy it?
watch out for more soon....
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Campaign Donations
My wallet is now open for donations. I am running this 2010 election. No I am not comelec to run the election, what I am saying is that I am planning to run this election. You know run? Not Forrest Gump way of advocacy neither the running priest. I want to run and be the president of this country. But please don’t let GMA run again this 2010. She’s undefeatable. All the opponents and oppositions are now dead if not sick. Is she a cursed or she curse? What a power (grabber)! Look what happened to Roco, FPJ, Cardinal Sin and Cory (seriously, I love this woman, let’s pray for her).
1. PulangLupa : redsoil, a land of brave / courageous people. Land fertiled with blood.
2. Barangay : it symbolizes our first government system.
3. Maharlika : nice name with asian root but a bit elitist.
4. Silahisan : a land blessed by the radiance of the sun. Also a country full of bisexuals.
What name do you suggest?more changes will come...
Monday, October 20, 2008
Inglish Idol
Very nice interview isn't day? Very profound discussion, Mr. Dick is a good interviewer; from International career, Profeysionalism to feytriotism on loving Tagalog, Filipino Films to love life, to national election and loving Americans... whew! Da Best!
and look at this guy, is he the new national hero replacing my lolo?
what an inglish accent! I got hungrous!